Predicting Eurovision is fairly easy these days…

“Norway is going to win by a landslide, with Turkey and Azerbaijan fighting for 2nd”

Actual results…

…Norway wins by the biggest margin in Eurovision history, and Azerbaijan/Turkey fighting out for 2nd (almost, lol). Shame about Norway winning, because their song was kinda generic/boring, but i’m so glad Azerbaijan beat Turkey… their song was far better, and the girl was the hottest on the night.

Other things noted; my favourite song… Finland managed to come last, lol, it’s safe to say anything I like will never win Eurovision. And Romania managed to completely ruin their song for the final… the version on youtube had costume changes and everything, but the one they sung on the night just got rid of all of that, it kinda wrecked the song.

As for Graham Norton, he was mildly entertaining in places except for a couple of huge flaws… STOP SPEAKING OVER THE TOP OF THE HOSTS!!!! And not to mention the pointless interview with lord poncy ponce andrew lloyd webber (lack of capitalization deliberate)… I wanted to hear what the hosts had to say, not some interview with some irrelevant self-obsessed poncy c**tface for 5 minutes. Well done BBC for showing utterly no respect for the Russian hosts, I certainly hope it won’t be the same next year because that was a disgrace.