Just some first impressions on this year’s songs (Latvia to win):
France – Following from last year’s good entry, they’re back to their standard terrible songs again.
Germany – Ok-ish… i guess.
Spain – Uhh… wtf… utter utter shite.
UK – Ok-ish… again won’t win.
Andorra – Pretty good song, i like it, hopefully they can get past the semi-final.
Armenia – Interesting, not bad, better than the “ok-ish” ones. Standard Eurovision fare, i think it may grow on me with more listens.
Azerbaijan – ………….. (i don’t think there are words to describe how badly sung this song is, and since when were they allowed in Eurovision o.o)
Belgium – Well you can imagine driving through the hills with a glass of wine on the way to a picnic in Belgium with this on the radio, maybe some cheese and biscuits too. Won’t win, but oh well, lol.
Bosnia & Herzegovina – Boring until the song gets going for about 20 seconds, but too much boring.
Estonia – They’ve obviously recruited a couple of guys from the nearest pub. I bet they’re good at darts.
Finland – Yeah it’s not gonna work twice Finland, the song’s pretty crap.
Greece – A standard Greek Eurovision entry. Ok-ish, will probably get a few votes.
Ireland – lol great, i could see myself DDR’ing that, great protest song too, maybe there’ll be crazy people that would vote for it. Great line… “we’re sorry for riverdance” lol (though i probably would start burning whole villages if it won).
Israel – Boring.
Moldova – Boring. Should probably stick to singing in the corner of wine bars.
Montenegro – Not bad, better than the ok-ish songs.
Netherlands – Good singing voice. Not bad song. I can see this picking up a few points.
Norway – Hmm, average.
Poland – Boring again sounds like it should be a church song (man, where are all the happy upbeat songs this year).
Romania – *sigh* another boring song.
Russia – …another boring song.
Slovenia – That’s more like it, lol… and the chorus sounds vaguely like the evangelion opening (sort of, lol), yeah i quite like it, hope it does well (as in at least gets to the final, lol)!
Albania – Boring.
Belarus – Looks like someone singing karaoke, but hey at least the song isn’t boring. Better than the ok-ish songs.
Bulgaria – …interesting… could do with some more lyrics though, lol, again, at least it’s not boring.
Croatia – The old guy at the beginning seemed entertaining, he looks like he’d enjoy life in Japan, lol. As for the song… ok-ish.
Cyprus – Ok-ish. Standard Eurovision fare.
Czech Republic – Not very good.
Denmark – Not bad, upbeat and happy, seems to have stolen lyrics from old english/american songs though, lol.
FYR Macedonia – Starts off with some whining, continues with some karaoke that’s worse than i’ve heard in the average British pub. Terrible.
Georgia – Ok-ish standard Eurovision song.
Hungary – No. Sounds like it should be in a Disney film.
Iceland – Not bad, better than the ok-ish songs.
Latvia – Haha… YES!!! These guys should win!!!!!! DEFINITELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lithuania – Boring again. Why would i want to spend hours watching depressing songs on TV, go away.
Malta – Looks entertaining, upbeat, like it!
Portugal – Hmm, no.
Switzerland – Yet another boring song.
Turkey – Sounds different for Turkey, not bad.
Ukraine – Not bad, upbeat once it gets going.
Haven’t heard San Marino, Sweden, or Serbia yet, so i’ll probably leave a comment on this post once i’ve listened to those.
But yeah LATVIA TO WIN!!
Andorra 2nd, Slovenia 3rd.